打工人血条保卫战 — Workplace Survival Simulator | Panor
打工人血条保卫战 (Salaryperson HP Defense) is a free browser narrative game from Panoramic Intelligence about the daily psychological economy of office work. You manage a single resource — your HP bar — across a workweek of meetings, deadlines, awkward Slack threads, surprise reorgs, and the small choices that either drain or restore you. The game is funny, recognisable, and quietly cathartic.
Game systems
- HP and energy budget — start each day with a fixed HP bar, depleted by stressful events and restored by recovery actions (lunch break, walk, saying no, leaving on time).
- Communication choices — in each scenario, choose how to respond: deferential, assertive, deflective, or honest — each has short-term and long-term effects.
- Reputation tracking — your colleagues form impressions across weeks, affecting which scenarios appear later.
- Boundary system — declining work, asking for resources, and taking time off all have realistic consequences (good and bad) rather than cartoonish penalties.
- Meta progression — between weeks, unlock new "skills" (saying no without guilt, deflecting scope creep, escalating gracefully) that change which choices are available.
Tone and intent
The game is humorous but takes the underlying experience seriously. It is not a productivity-hack disguised as a game; it is a small acknowledgement that office work has psychological costs and that managing them is itself a skill. Built with input from readers describing real workplace scenarios.
Who it is for
Anyone in early or mid-career office work in China or abroad; managers reflecting on team dynamics; HR professionals curious about employee experience; readers of workplace literature like Bullshit Jobs or The Pathless Path.
FAQ
Free? Yes, free to play in the browser.
Account required? Optional — only if you want cross-device save.
Trigger warnings? Scenarios include workplace conflict, harassment, and burnout; settings allow filtering by intensity.
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